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Joe Hickman is editor at HaLife.com -- http://halife.com The tobacco industry must be stopped. I've felt that way ever since I quit smoking.No one should have to suffer from Alzheimer's with memory prices so low.Nothing slows you down more than your cat catching a paw in your laser printer.My baloney has a first name, it's f-a-t-t-y.My wife washed my Odor Eaters, and put Bounce in the dryer. You should see the way I walk now.Yesterday one of the new guys winked at me.My bank says it will soon be paperless. I'm not intimidated -- gas station restrooms have been paperless for years.I made a killing in the market. The farmers market. I ran over a chicken.Should you feel special if your dog can do a great impression of Yoko Ono?What are your chances of success if you post a flyer in the barn seeking a ribeye donor?Would anybody like to buy my used electricity for half price?What if you got away from it all and there was no place to stay?Now that Madonna is middle-aged, do you suppose she still buys underwear that has to be polished
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