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181). I LEFT MY TOES IN TUKTOYAKTUK By : Theolonius McTavish
Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005I LEFT MY TOES IN TUKTOYAKTUK-- Or, Tittynoping Tales from a Tavern Fox --T
182). I Live in a Hundred Years Old House! By : Sayan Chaliha
“It’s been over a century now since the time the construction of this house was begun. There were so many people who lived here, many of them died
183). I think I'll drop everything and just go fishin' By : Rev. James L. Snyder
I said something last week I haven't said in years. Where it came from, I really don't know. It's funny, you're tooling along minding your own busines
184). I'll Get Up In Just A Minute By : R. Vener
Are you one of those people who wake up in the morning, fully refreshed and singing with happiness at the start of a bright new day?
Well, most of us aren't. And frankly, we'd rather those of you who are would knock off the racket. We're trying to get a little last minute sleep before staggering off to get our morning coffee.
185). I'm A Romance Novel Hero! By : Ed Williams
Before we get started here, let me tell y’all that what you’re about to read is the absolute truth. The absolute, unvarnished truth. I swear it on eve
186). I, Fanboy. Are You? By : Jonathan Chan
You may be a fanboy and not know it. I'm here to clarify that. There are many ways in which fans of geek culture are coming out of the closet
187). If you can't laugh at yourself... By : The Epic
Just make fun of other people.I mean,the concept of making fun of someone is taken too serious.I saw some fat bitch who was shoved into a lot of mud.
188). IN 2005 CONTROL IS A REMOTE POSSIBILITY By : Rev. James L. Snyder
One item topping my list of New Year's resolutions could potentially alter my life, as I now know it. And it has to do with my relationship to the Gra
189). IN A BUSY WORLD WE STILL NEED TO TAKE TIME TO LAUGH By : By Rev. James L. Snyder
In many ways, the American home faces the danger of becoming a vanishing institution. Along with its extinction, the family unit as we know it is in
190). In Response To Miniaturization, Human Hands Get Smaller By : Tom Attea/NewsLaugh.com
Scientists report that human hands, which must currently struggle with ever smaller keypads and buttons on high-tech paraphernalia, have begun to grow smaller.
Unfortunately, the adaptation is not yet complete, and most human beings are still encumbered with normal-size hands. As a result, they must put up with a certain amount of infu...
191). Increase Sales By Flying Under Yor Prospects "Radar Defe By : Jim Edwards
How do you persuade someone to do what you want them to do? A whole world of marketing exists around us trying to do that every minute of the
192). Infant Author Accused Of Plaigarism; Copied Sounds In Nursery By : Tom Attea/NewsLaugh.com
A newborn infant, who showed unusual promise in the hospital nursery in the modulation of her of coos and cries and was immediately swept from her mother’s arms to Harvard University, has now been disgraced as a mere plagiarist.
It seems that the infant, commissioned to write an original succession of coos and cries by a wily book pack...
193). Inner Peace By : Unknown
By following the simple advice heard on The Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.Dr.Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace
194). Internet Marketing and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance By : Palyn Peterson
I was just thinking about something I'd like to share withyou, and hopefully it'll give you something to think aboutas well. I was remembering
195). Invest In More Than Business Opportunities By : Jeff Mulligan
One of the most important attitudes you can have is the willingness to invest in yourself and your knowledge.This is quite different from inve
196). Iraqi Insurgents In Secret Talks; Admit May Be Fighting Wrong Enemy By : Tom Attea/NewsLaugh.com
Iraqi insurgent groups, in secret talks with resourcefully pacifying President Jalal Talabani, admitted they may have been fighting the wrong enemy. Upon hearing the admission, President Talibani slapped his forehead so hard he fell over backwards and was unconscious for approximately three days.
Upon being resuscitated, he continued t...
197). Is a Home Business Right for You? By : Stone Evans, The Home Biz Guy
Every morning as people wake up and make the commute to work, many dream of the day when they will finally work for themselves. Every time the boss l
198). IS GOD A DEMOCRAT OR A REPUBLICAN? AND OTHER CULTURAL ANOMAL By : Rev. James L. Snyder
The amazing thing about contemporary American culture is its predisposition to organize itself into neat little categories. This "pigeonhole syndrome,
199). IT'S ADDLEPATED APRIL AGAIN! By : Beatrice Blitterless & Earl Craboon
Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005.IT’S ADDLEPATED APRIL AGAIN!-- Or, time for feather-brained folk to have some fun! --Compiled b
200). IT'S AWESOME AUGUST AGAIN! By : Beatrice Blitterlees & Earl Craboon
Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005.IT'S AWESOME AUGUST AGAINOr, what else did you think it was?**Compiled
201). IT'S FUNKY FEBRUARY! By : B. Blitterlees & E. Craboon
Copyright "The Quipping Queen" 2005. IT'S FUNKY FEBRUARY OF COURSE!(Calendar of Odd Events for - FEBRUARY 2005)**Compiled by Lady
202). IT'S JEST JANUARY! By : B. Blitterlees & E. Craboon
Copyright "The Quipping Queen" 2005.CALENDAR OF ODD EVENTS - JAN. 2005-- Eccentric events and odd occasions to celebrate in January 2005
203). IT'S MERRY-MAKING MAY NATURALLY! By : Beatrice Blitterless & Earl Craboon
Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005IT'S MERRY-MAKING MONTH MAY NATURALLY! -- Eccentric events and odd occasions to celebrate in May 2005 --
204). IT'S SEPTEMBER SILLY! By : B. Blitterlees & E. Craboon
Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005.
IT'S SEPTEMBER SILLY!
Or, 30 thrilling things to do this month!
Compiled by Lady Beatrice Blitte
205). It’ll Feel Better When It Quits Hurting By : Timothy Whitt
Let me give you some advice putting together a swing set takes more then one person. That is unless you enjoy suffering aches and pains in muscles you
206). JazzFest In New Orleans Kicks Off Without Jazz By : Tom Attea/NewsLaugh.com
The Jazzfest in New Orleans, intended to revive the sodden spirits of the land of legendary jazz greats, went off, oddly enough, with comparatively little jazz. There was, in conspicuous unlikelihood, Bruce Springsteen, who did manage a soulful rendition of When the Saints Go Marching In. Also on hand was the legendary jazz performer Elvis Costello...
207). JEEPERS CREEPERS IT'S JULY! By : B. Blitterlees and E. Craboon
Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005.JEEPERS CREAPERS IT'S JULY!-- Odd Events & Activities Calendar for July 2005 --Compiled by:
208). JOBS FOR THE JOLLY-MINDED By : Theolonius McTavish
Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005.JOBS FOR THE JOLLY-MINDED -- Or, Oxymoron Occupations For the Faint of Heart --
209). Just Horsing Around By : Deanna Mascle
1. What is the fear of horses called?
A. Hippophobia
B. Riddiophobia
C. Sadlophobia
D. Equiphobia
A. Hippophobia
TBD: Hey, you know we dosn't make this stuff up, right?!?
2. Which is NOT a form of horse racing?
A. Flat racing
B. Harness racing
C. Steeplechasing
D. Hop-s...
210). Just The Fax, M’am By : Rev. James L. Snyder
For years, I smugly prided myself as a non-fax machine person. I felt it beneath my dignity to own such a technical contraption. The quill is more my
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