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91). ALL I WANT FROM SANTY IS MY SANITY By : Rev. James L. Snyder
ALL I WANT FROM ‘SANTY' IS MY SANITYRev. James L. Snyder Christmas is the one time of the year when it is okay to be traditional. That may
92). HOW TO SPEND A ROMANTIC EVENING AT THE PARSONAGE By : James L. Snyder
In reviewing my schedule last week, I noticed one glaring omission. At the moment I was rather shocked at this lapse, however, I took some comfort in
93). JEEPERS CREEPERS IT'S JULY! By : B. Blitterlees and E. Craboon
Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005.JEEPERS CREAPERS IT'S JULY!-- Odd Events & Activities Calendar for July 2005 --Compiled by:
94). ‘And How Do We Feel This Morning?' By : Rev. James L. Snyder
Without question, going to the hospital is teamwork from the time you arrive until you are wheeled out the front door. Everyone is working together fo
95). Basketball For Short People: Basket To Be Lowered By : Tom Attea/NewsLaugh.com
Since the 1950s, when short but fast players had a chance of making it onto a professional court – such as the legendary Bob Cousy of the Boston Celtics, known for startling innovations like dribbling and passing behind the back – the sport has been dominated by ever taller athletes, starting with the arrival of Wilt, The Stilt, Chamberlain.
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96). Our Baby: The Grape By : Tom Coffee
My wife and I are only about six weeks into this pregnancy thing and we're still trying to wrap our heads around this whole idea of having a baby, though we have wildly different thoughts on the subject. I'm worried about whether or not we'll be able to handle the financial and moral responsibilities of bringing a child into the world. My wife is m...
97). What's So Real About Reality TV? By : David Leonhardt
What's So Real About Reality TV?But some are "personal growth" showsBy David Leonhardt Those people who defend the intrusive presence
98). CHRISTMAS CLANGERS By : Victoria Elizabeth
CHRISTMAS CLANGERS-- Collected, compiled and cranked out by "The Quipping Queen" for your amusement and delight --As the ho ho ho sea
99). A Page From Betty Crocker’s Cookbook By : God's Penman
Recently, while sitting in my chair drinking the last of my breakfast coffee, a thought staggered into my mind. I must confess most thoughts are quite lonely once they enter my mind, but this one had a nagging element to it.
Experience has taught me I should never give in to these strange trespassers. Every time I entertain any of them...
100). EVERYONE HAS A DOUBLE SOMEWHERE By : By Rev. James L. Snyder
The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly have an agreement as ironclad as any legal document in the world court. Simply put, the contrac
101). How NOT to handle bad breath By : Kingston Amadan
We've all been there. You round the corner to your cubical ready to start the day's work when you are suddenly accosted by the familiar stench of a co-worker's bad breath.
"Here we go again...", you think. "Another 'H'-filled tirade that won't ever permeate my ears because I'm too busy trying to keep it from permeating my nose."...
102). Halloween Howler By : Deanna Mascle
1. What rock star worked as a gravedigger before starting his musical career?
A. Roy Orbison
B. Billy Joel
C. Mick Jaggar
D. Rod Stewart
1. What famous rock star worked as a gravedigger before starting his musical career?
D. Rod Stewart
TBD: That wasn't The QuizQueen's guess either, but that's what t...
103). ThinkExist.com: New “Sex and the City” Quotes Collection By : Mark A. Lugris
ThinkExist.com offers an unparalleled collection of “Sex and The City” quotes. Featuring the best sound bites from Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte and Sama
104). Gossip: What People Say About It By : Tom Attea/NewsLaugh.com
We decided, at a reader’s request, to write about gossip and, along the way, to note what others have gossiped about it. We decided, at a reader’s request, to write about gossip and, along the way, to note what others have gossiped about it.
What might one say under the influence of a confessional potion when asked, “Why do you always ...
105). Want to blow up a city? Try Ebay. By : David A. Saharkhiz
Want to buy a missile launcher? This decomissioned Soviet FROG Missile Launch
106). A Key In Hand Is Worth A Thousand On My Desk By : Rev. James L. Snyder
A key fault I have, and I can only talk about one fault at a time, is the tendency to get busy. I often find myself chasing my own tail. What I will d
107). How Time Flies When I Am In A Hurry By : Rev. James L. Snyder
Have you ever noticed that when you are on vacation time goes by rapidly? According to my calculations (and I'm the first to admit I didn't do well in
108). GOING BONKERS WITH BAUBLES, BERRIES & BELLS By : Theolonius McTavish
Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005.GOING BONKERS WITH BAUBLES, BERRIES & BELLS--Or, Beware of BlackBerries, Cellphones and Laptops!--
109). Hell is hot but it isn't a bad place to Live By : Edward Kemper
Let's face it Hell has gotten a bad wrap over the years. I mean, is it really all that bad to go to Hell? It’s not so much Hell that’s the problem. I
110). CELEBRATE WORLD TINKLE PANTRY DAY! By : Theolonius McTavish
WORLD TINKLE PANTRY DAY!-- Or, how to celebrate the wonders of water-closets--Copyright Theolonius McTavish 2004. All rights reserved.
111). NAME THAT PLANET By : O.P. Hadweenzic
Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005.NAME THAT PLANETOr, who put the ram in rama-dama-ding-dong...I'd like to shake his hand?
112). The Toilet Seat By : Ieuan Dolby
Very early on in life I gained a healthy respect for an extremely simple yet ‘sofa’ comfortable piece of plastic mould, a feature that is found in mo
113). A tale of the hunt By : Gregory J. Ballan
My good friend Brian and I love hunting. We’ve been chasing the elusive Whitetail deer all across the fields and woodlands of our home state of Massa
114). Just Horsing Around By : Deanna Mascle
1. What is the fear of horses called?
A. Hippophobia
B. Riddiophobia
C. Sadlophobia
D. Equiphobia
A. Hippophobia
TBD: Hey, you know we dosn't make this stuff up, right?!?
2. Which is NOT a form of horse racing?
A. Flat racing
B. Harness racing
C. Steeplechasing
D. Hop-s...
115). Beware of Thick Ankled Women! By : Ed Williams
It’s funny the kinds of things that you remember sometimes. Just a little while ago I began smiling because I was thinking about something my mother t
116). In Response To Miniaturization, Human Hands Get Smaller By : Tom Attea/NewsLaugh.com
Scientists report that human hands, which must currently struggle with ever smaller keypads and buttons on high-tech paraphernalia, have begun to grow smaller.
Unfortunately, the adaptation is not yet complete, and most human beings are still encumbered with normal-size hands. As a result, they must put up with a certain amount of infu...
117). If you can't laugh at yourself... By : The Epic
Just make fun of other people.I mean,the concept of making fun of someone is taken too serious.I saw some fat bitch who was shoved into a lot of mud.
118). Patch - a Scottish Collie By : James Collins
Scottish Pet Portraits Patch A Scottish Collie It seems as if I've always had dogs around; in my work as a pet portrait artis
119). Is a Home Business Right for You? By : Stone Evans, The Home Biz Guy
Every morning as people wake up and make the commute to work, many dream of the day when they will finally work for themselves. Every time the boss l
120). How to Drive Promote any Product By : Christopher Given
Armed with an business idea, the basic questions must be asked. “Is there a market for my product or (service), and can it support me?Finding
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